Aidanisms

He's 4.5 years old now... and they're only getting better. :)

One night while we ate pizza, I put Batman on (which I rarely do). In it there was a girl and I asked him if she was one of Batman's friends. He told me no, that she was his GIRLfriend. I questioned him further and asked what he meant by girlfriend. He very matter-of-factly responded that it was because "she kissed him." and continued eating his pizza.

HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS??

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September 14, 2012
While riding home from school, I asked him what the best part of his day was, what he learned today, if he made any new friends, etc. In an annoyed tone of voice, he said, "Mommy, why do you always ask me the same questions every day?!" To which I replied, "Excuuuuse me! I ask you because I love you and miss you and want to know all about your day. Why, does that bother you?" Aidan answered, very matter-of-factly, "Yes. It is silly, and annoying."

Jaw-drop. September 14, 2012. The first time my kid told me I was annoying. 

If I can't get details out of him at 4 and a half, then there is really no hope for when he is older!!!

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- "Mommy, I like you. You're pretty. You're prettier than other mommies."

- "Mommy, sometimes I don't like eating breakfast because it makes my peepee itch."

Me: "You're cool, dude."
Aidan: "I'm not cool! I'm not a toy!"
Me:"You don't have to be a toy to be cool, silly. If you aren't cool, then how would you describe yourself??"
Aidan: "Lucky."