Aidan and Gavin' ISMS

Gavin
"Mommy! I ate a booger!"
(Me) "Why???"
"Because it's good. It's sugary."

"Aidan, you're a porsie, Aidan."
(Aidan) "What does a porsie even mean?"
"I don't know. I made it up. I learned it in karate class and swim lessons."

"I talked a bad dream."

"What were you doing, Mom?"
(Me) "I was trying to get Connor to poop but he wouldn't poop!"
"I hear that."

"Yes, we had a good day Mommy, because we were happy with you because we had fun."

(Me) "Aidan is feeling better now! Yay!"
(Gavin) "Yay! I can bother him now!"

(Me) "Connor thinks you're funny, dude."
(Gavin) "Me too. I think myself is funny."

"Sometimes I don't love you. I only love you in the summer."

(After I read a Valentine that was attached to an old lollipop he was eating...) 
"It's not Valentine's Day. It's March Day. That's weird."

"Someone called me cute. But I'm not. I'm cool."

Aidan
"Nothing's free. Grandma said nothing's free."
(Me) "Yes, my kisses and hugs are free!"
"Okay, your kisses and hugs and love. Love is free. Just sweet things are free, but not things you can buy! You can't buy hugs or kisses or love. Nope, you can't buy love."

"I wish I could be Connor because he is so cute and precious and gets taken care of."

"Are they from China? Because they're speaking Spanish."

"Mommy, I wish I fell instead of you so that I was hurt and you weren't."

(Aidan, what did you eat for lunch today?)
"Meatballs in a hot dog bun."

(Me) "Here are lots of waffles for my big boy!"
(Aidan) "Thank youuuuu."
(Me) "I love you!"
(Aidan) "I love you tooooo."
(Aidan) "Mom, even though I'm a big boy, I like to be cute sometimes."

"I told my doctor someone had a double ear infection  and she said they were the worstest. What about a triple earn infection? That would really be the worst!"
(Me) "I don't think those exist, Aidan."
"Oh they exist alright."