Aidan and Gavin 'isms

It's time for our installment of the recent things these boys have said that have made us scratch our heads or burst out in laughter. Enjoy!

Gavin
- (After he got 2 lollipops) "Look, Mommy, I got two! One for me... and one for me!!"

- (Talking about his second soccer game) "I got 4 goals. I never been that good before."

- "Mommy, when can I be a girl so I can do dance class?"

- (Referring to me about to take the banana out of the peel to cut it up for him) " Keep the banana in the bun!"

- "Mom, every day I go to school I love... I love my school... and my bus... and my grandma's house."

- "Mom, I'm going to just wear underwear like Aidan every day for the rest of my life."

- "Mommy, when is it going to be good morning time?"

- (Upset after getting hurt from rough-housing with Aidan) "Aidan elbowed me with his knee elbow!"

- (After eating a sandwich with mustard on it, Gavin yells this from the bathroom) " Mom! I'm peeing the mustard out!"


Aidan
- (Mom: Aidan I'll come in after you poop for a few minutes.) "Thanks, Mom, because I need to focus on my big poop."

-(After Connor sneezed) "Does he have allergies?" (Me: I don't think so, but he does have a lot of snot.) "Are his eyes wet?" (Me: No) "Okay, he has allergies. If his eyes were wet he'd have person allergies."

- Gavin: "Aidan! We're locked in!" Aidan: "I'll get it. I'll fart on the lock."

- "Mommy, I think Carleigh is in love with me." (Me: Why?) "Because she kept worrying about me and asking if I was okay."

- "When can we use Sparkle? It's a kind of toilet paper that can hold a volleyball."

- "Mom, on the outside I don't like Frozen because it's a girl show- but on the inside I really like it."

- "Mom, is it true that when you pee in your underwear it'll dry up and be like it was never there? Because that's what happens to me because I always hold it because we're always doing important work."